Just because I luv them:)

Blair: Are you in the hospital? Since I know you're alive, there can be no other possible reason why you'd sacrifice my entire future
Blair: After years of starvation, you can't let him gorge on sundaes. He'll panic and decide he hates ice cream.

Blair: What happened? Don't tell me that awful whore did something to you.
Chuck: I think that whore might be my mother.